Actual phone call, received about 2 minutes ago:
"Hi, is this Elena?"
"No, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."
"Are you sure?"
"Can you check?"
First of all, I was in the laundry room, alone. Second, the only other person in the house is my daughter, who is not named Elena and is asleep at the moment. Third, knowing all of that I still looked around the room. Why? I have no idea.
So I did the next most logical thing. I yelled "ELENAAAAA!" Put the phone down, ran around the corner and yelled back "Tell her it's a wrong number".
Then I got back on the phone and said "Nope, sorry. No Elena here." To which the woman said "Really? Are you sure?"
And then I looked around the room again.
I'm beginning to wonder who was crazier in that whole mess...